Alex Luigi RICOBON

Q: Why if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut?

A: It’s the same as if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock…

De la Vlad.

Some time ago I’ve posted a funny movieabout a girl that blows a whistle with her pussy. Since many google searches for “vagina whisle” “pussy fart”, “blow air thru pussy” land here, I’ll give you girls a tutorial on how to queef. More info on Wikipedia.

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Here are the steps to set up a port forwarding if you have a configuration like the one below (using NAT). The public (routable/real) IP address is 212.3.4.5, your (web in this case) server’s IP is 192.168.1.10. Since it is a web server, it will listen on port 80.

ip nat inside source static tcp 192.168.1.10 80 212.3.4.5 80 route-map nonat extendable

If you have two or more webservers, you need to assign different port numbers to each port forwarding. It’s good practice to assign a port other than 80 there is no express need for using implicit ports.

ip nat inside source static tcp 192.168.1.10 80 212.3.4.5 1880 route-map nonat extendable
ip nat inside source static tcp 192.168.1.11 80 212.3.4.5 2880 route-map nonat extendable

I the above case, you will access the 192.168.1.10 serer by pointing your browser at http://212.3.4.5:1880 and the 192.168.1.11 by pointing your browser at http://212.3.4.5:2880

The next step is to create a rule to permit access to your server(s). I prefer using a Zone-based Firewall, so my acl-s have sugestive names. I will create an acl that permits access from the intrenet (outside) to the server from the intranet (inside):

ip access-list extended internet-to-intranet-acl
permit ip any host 192.168.1.10 eq 80

The above acl can be translated as: permit access using IP protocol from any source to host 192.168.1.10 on port 80.

Cisco introduced Zone-based Policy Firewall since it’s 12.4(6) IOS release. It helps organizing firewall policies on multi-interface routers. This small tutorial will show how to set up a simple firewall policy on a router that interconnects three networks:

The steps are:

1. Define class-maps that describe the traffic that you want to permit between zones
2. Configure policy-maps to inspect traffic on the class-maps you just defined
3. Configure the clients and servers zones and assign router interfaces to their respective zones
4. Configure the zone-pair and apply the appropriate policy-map
5. Configure access-lists for strengthening the firewall

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Suppose you have to uninstall Trend Micro OfficeScan without knowing the administrator password. In most cases it’s enough to set a new password in Ofcscan.ini. The ini file is located in C:OfficeScan or C:Program FilesTrend MicroOfficeScan dependin on the installation process config. Find the line starting with Uninstall_Pwd= and replace it with:

Uninstall_Pwd=70

When asked for a password during uninstall, enter “1″. On one computer this workaround did not work. One of my colleagues found the solution, by commenting the line starting with Master_Pwd=.

#Master_Pwd=......